GROTTO is unseasonable, unreasonable & unsuitable for brats. And not the sort of project that is likely to get Arts Council funding. A legendary figure has signed in for some of out-of-season rehab. Is he the real thing, or another unemployed actor in between Santa gigs? Created and performed by Terry Victor, a jolly fat man who has seen the GROTTO from the dark side: expect juicy namedrops, super-salacious Santa secrets and naff Xmas rapping zhoushed with a bijou touch of drag. 

The project needs to pay for a venue, sound equipment, frocks, subsistence etc etc. 

There can only be one Santa but as more and more of the legend’s diverse personalities show up it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas will never be the same. Seeing is believing.